Diggin Deep with Paul fisher from Followthefish.tvDiggin Deep with Paul fisher from Followthefish.tv

posted by sedz on Thu 01.04.2010
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Up start Paul 'The Fish' Fisher is the next hapless surfer to be interrogated in the 'Diggin Deep' room,

Straight to it Fish, word on the street is ya riddled as all hell, here's ya chance to drop ya self in it and save ladies everywhere from the dodgy double japs eye, or throw caution to the wind and let everyone know it's all a mis-understanding?

well tradewind surf my doublejapseye has seen some amazing destinations in its time god bless it. But this thing is as pristine as as a babies bottom.

It's common knowledge that ya don't surf anymore, how does a pro surfer in the middle of the worst recession in 80 years still manage to get a pay cheque with out surfing or working?

hahahhaahahhaahhahahahah i caused the recession.

Don't mean to flog a dead horse but did ya really pump Paris Hilton? I've heard ya claim it on the piss before but i want it in writing, if ya didn't wack it in what did ya do to make ya think of such a load of shit?

hahah Ill let you work it out, might have, might not have.

What do ya reckon ya count would be?

my brother once told me never keep a count it will only get you in trouble so i never have fuck that

If you were to have a night out with Miranda Kerr do ya reckon you could pants her?

Yeah why not.

How bout ya give us an insight into the lesser known side of you, sensitive Paul? Don't be a pussy either we wanna hear about him!

sensitive Paul ay? Never heard of him!

If the clap hasn't ruined your reproductive organs and one day you have kids, are you wiggin that you are going to have a girl so that the worlds males can get some poetic justice on the fish?

If i ever have a kid for starters ill get some grom from a Nigeria and ill raise him me self, and when he turns ten ill slap him some viagra and throw him into the battle grounds with me!

Give us an insight about that show you were on, treasure island or whatever it was, let us know how it went down?

mate i thought these were going to be quick answer questions not writing a fucking essay. But pretty much i got paid to go on a show pash off with some chicks and try stir some crew up pretty fuckin fun!

Whats the go with Fish tales your a bit tapped on that thing whats the go?

followthefish.tv

Finally give us a story that never got the publicity some of your others did but your equally frothing on?

Yeah i got one. One night i was out with one of my good mates leigh sedley, when i went to get a drink i turned around to see him dirty dancing with a tranny, kissing it's neck and rubbing its ass, sedz caught eye contact with me, i was in shock he realized that i was watching and tried to play it off saying to the tranny i cant believe your a bloke get fucked! But i reckon if he didnt catch me watching he would of given this thing a good honest wristie on the dance floor. we all know he loves a bit of bloke action!

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hahah this guy is crazy... MArcoooo polo

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